More Musings

- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

- If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

- What happens when none of your bees wax?

- Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?

- If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

- If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?

 

 

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