Good Night, Good Bye

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

The father said, "Why did you say good-bye to Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day Grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this -- "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died.

My goodness, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the Dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch."

The Perfect Man

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

 

 

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Lazy Boy Lyrics !!!

Facts of life >> Lazy Boy

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...
so help me god

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?
Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blonde
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5.2" long - and 4.2" circumcised
Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexuall experience
Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme?

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster then an ambulance in Great Britian
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue
The 'Guiness Book Of Records' holds the record
for being the most stolen book in the public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The worlds best known word is 'okay',
the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd place in a
'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'
In 1995 a japanese trawler sank because a
Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible:
the IKEA-catalogue

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
The facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are...

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life
In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth.
today we are 6 billion people.
(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...)
'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants
74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm.
unfortunately it got stolen.

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah...
This is who we are
Bare facts of the live we live
This is who we are, this is what we do
This is who we are, this is what we do

so help me God

 

My good god >>lazy boy

One life, one shard, one move, one god. This the truth, yeah
Word up for the lazy boy, word up for the lazy boy. This is the truth..

You dont win silver, you lose gold.
Stop earning the right to be, you won the day you were born.
If you dont know what direction you should take, you dont know where you are.
Success is a matter of luck, ask any failure.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry, then things get worse.
Your success is measured by your ability to finish things.
Skepticism is the beggining of faith.
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
There is no such thing as right or wrong, only consequences.

One life, one shard, one move, one god. This the truth, yeah
Word up for the lazy boy, word up for the lazy boy. This is the truth..

All men are born equal but quite a few of them eventually get over it.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Somtimes I think the surest sign of inteligent life exists elsewhere in the universe, is that none of them have tried to contact us.
Be nice to nerds, chances are youll end up working for one.
Do not get mad with others because they know more than you, it is not their fault.
If you do not change your beliefs, your life will always be like this.
Fantasy is as important as wisdom.
Do not try to satisfy everyone.
The biggest lie you can tell yourself is, “When I get what I want I will be happy.”

One life, one shard, one move, one god. This the truth, yeah
Word up for the lazy boy, word up for the lazy boy. This is the truth..

Dont take life too seriously… you wont get out alive.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Life is shorter than expected, What you are willing to accept is exactly what you will get.
You cant control, without being controlled.
Creativity is great but plagiarism is faster.
You are the very reason for everything that happens to you.
Someone said to Voltaire, “life is hard”, Voltaire replied, “Compared to what?”

One life, one shard, one move, one god. This the truth, yeah
Word up for the lazy boy, word up for the lazy boy. This is the truth..

Not Much of A Man

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in.

The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter.

The second walked up to the old man and spit into the old man's milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up to the old man and turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.

Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."

Gangster: A Love Story

Produced by: Mukesh Bhatt
Directed by: Anurag Basu
Cast: Emraan Hasmi, Roshan Ahuja, Kangana Ranaut
Spot: Seoul, Korea

Words for the protagonist: She fell in love with him the day she betrayed him…..

Gist: Simran [Kangana] is an alcoholic, heading towards doom. The only person who comforts her when she’s feeling low in far-away Seoul, South Korea is Aakash [Emraan Hashmi], a singer in an Indian restaurant. Their relationship gradually changes from friendship to love. And one night, Aaksh learns of Simran’s past and the prime reason for her loneliness.

From a bar dancer in Mumbai to a lonely, pointless existence in Seoul, Simran’s journey is full of thorns. She is the girlfriend of the dreaded gangster Daya [Shiny Ahuja], a man on the run. He is in Mauritius, then Dubai, later Seoul. He has no place to call his own. When Daya learns of Simran’s relationship with Aakash, he promises to mend ways and fulfill her dreams of a normal life. But there are complications, Simran discovers that she is pregnant; she is carrying Aakash’s baby. She is now torn between the two men in her life. She has to make a choice!

But she is in for a rude shock when she eventually chooses the right man for her!

Compare Bhatt’s Kalyug- the film based in fight for pornography.

Angelina : A(n) gel that lins

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