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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Be My Valentine

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
 
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
 
"But why?" asks the man.
 
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

Monday, August 21, 2006

More Musings

- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

- If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

- What happens when none of your bees wax?

- Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?

- If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

- If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
 
 

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Musings

- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

- Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

- How do I set my laser printer on stun?

- How is it possible to have a civil war?

- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

- If God dropped acid, would he see people?

- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
 
 

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Saturday, August 19, 2006

Line thru the Blood

Yester morning, I woke up to find myself somebody dragging me off the blood line. “Thank you, very much for saving me”- my heart was murmuring but was there any one to receive and reply those angel spirits. I was perplexed but affirmed. In case I knew the no real existence how can my mind be crawling just for a protagonist saying, “Every problem has a solution” when he was trying to get acknowledged for what he did. The latest picture that was aired last afternoon was tickling me with no prospect future. Total vacant, total evanescent and total hapless.
To be written

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Friday, August 18, 2006

What tree did you fall from?

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What tree did you fall from? Find your birthday; find your tree and then
scroll down to see what it means. Then e-mail it to all your friends
including the person who sent you this telling them what tree you fell from.

Jan 01 to Jan 11.............................Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24.............................Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03............................Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08............................Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18............................Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28............................Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10........................... Weeping Willow
Mar 11 to Mar 20............................Lime Tree
Mar 21...........................................Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31............................Hazelnut Tree
Mar 01 to Apr 10.............................Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20.............................Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30.............................Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14...........................Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24...........................Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03............................Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13.............................Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23............................. Fig Tree
Jun 24............................................Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul04...............................Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14................................Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25................................Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04..............................Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13............................Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23............................Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02............................Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12............................Weeping Willow
Sep 13 to Sep 22............................Lime Tree
Sep 23...........................................Olive
Sep 24 to Oct 03............................Hazelnut tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13.............................Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct23.............................Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11.............................Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21.............................Chestnut tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01............................Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11........................... Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21............................Fig Tree
Dec 22...........................................Beech
Dec 23 to Dec 31............................Apple Tree


APPLE TREE (the Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and
attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in
love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very
generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with
imagination.

ASH TREE (the Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive,
demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented,
likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy,
faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule
over the  heart, but takes partnership very seriously.

BEECH TREE (the Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks,
materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good
leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion,
keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)

BIRCH TREE (the Inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,
unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar,
loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination,
little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

CEDAR TREE  (the Confidence)  - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes
luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others,
self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many
talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able
to make quick decisions.

CHESTNUT TREE (the Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress,
well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born  diplomat,
but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self
confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood loves only once,
has difficulties in finding a partner.

CYPRESS TREE (the Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what
life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment,
hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied,  faithful,
quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.

ELM TREE (the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest
demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to
obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,
noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

FIG TREE (the Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent,
does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children
and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes
idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

FIR TREE (the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated,
loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for
those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious,
discontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

HAZELNUT TREE (the Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very
understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social
cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner,
precise sense of judgment.

HORNBEAM TREE (the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and
condition, good taste, is not egotistic, makes life as comfortable as
possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for  kindness and
acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom
happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its
decisions, very conscientious.

LIME TREE (the Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way,
hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and
relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious
enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but
loyal.

MAPLE TREE (Independence of Mind) - no ordinary person, full of imagination 
and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers
for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory,
learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

OAK TREE (the Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,
independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground,
person of action.

OLIVE TREE (the Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable,
balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm,
well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy,
loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

PINE TREE (the Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how
to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom
friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out  quickly, gives up
easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy,
practical.

POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very
self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant
surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature,
good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any  situation,
  takes partnership serious.

ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without
egotism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even
complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

WALNUT TREE (the Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts,
often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.

WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy,
attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to
travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but isn't
easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds
sometimes an anchoring partner.
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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Alphabet of Happiness...

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A--Accept
Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions.

B--Break Away
Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.

C--Create
Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.

D--Decide
Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way.

E--Explore
Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself.

F--Forgive
Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.

G--Grow
Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.

H--Hope
Hope for the best and never forget that anything is possible as long as you remain dedicated to the task.

I--Ignore
Ignore the negative voice inside your head. Focus instead on your goals and remember your accomplishments. Your past success is only a small inkling of what the future holds.

J--Journey
Journey to new worlds, new possibilities, by remaining open-minded. Try to learn something new every day, and you'll grow.

K--Know
Know that no matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better. The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter.

L--Love
Let love fill your heart instead of hate. When hate is in your heart, there's room for nothing else, but when love is in your heart, there's room for endless happiness.

M--Manage
Manage your time and your expenses wisely, and you'll suffer less stress and worry. Then you'll be able to focus on the important things in life.

N--Notice
Never ignore the poor, infirm, helpless, weak, or suffering. Offer your assistance when possible, and always your kindness and understanding.

O--Open
Open your eyes and take in all the beauty around you. Even during the worst of times, there's still much to be thankful for.

P--Play
Never forget to have fun along the way. Success means nothing without happiness.

Q--Question
Ask many questions, because you're here to learn.

R--Relax
Refuse to let worry and stress rule your life, and remember that things always have a way of working out in the end.

S--Share
Share your talent, skills, knowledge, and time with others. Everything that you invest in others will return to you many times over.

T--Try
Even when your dreams seem impossible to reach, try anyway. You'll be amazed by what you can accomplish.

U--Use
Use your gifts to your best ability. Talent that's wasted has no value. Talent that's used will bring unexpected rewards.

V--Value
Value the friends and family members who've supported and encouraged you, and be there for them as well.

W--Work
Work hard every day to be the best person you can be, but never feel guilty if you fall short of your goals. Every sunrise offers a second chance.

X--X-Ray
Look deep inside the hearts of those around you and you'll see the goodness and beauty within.

Y--Yield
Yield to commitment. If you stay on track and remain dedicated, you'll find success at the end of the road.

Z--Zoom
Zoom to a happy place when bad memories or sorrow rears its ugly head. Let nothing interfere with your goals. Instead, focus on your abilities, your dreams, and a brighter tomorrow.
 
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Saturday, August 12, 2006

Who Does What

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get out coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says! .......... "HEBREWS"