B Prob

Hi there,

 

With no doubt larger boobs are sexually stimulants asa we see them. But what's wrong of having them naturally smaller. And I don't really bother with the size. Larger- then I really have problems with them. Smaller- still we can work out on making them look pretty. Anyway it's your work to figure out what you really want, however best would be to leave it untouched for involving in the size matter. Please avoid low self-esteem.

 

How can I make my boobs bigger?

 

Breasts are just fat/ mammory glands, basically, that's why 'bigger' women have bigger boobs, because it's all fat...and that's  why slender women, tend to have smaller ones. There are exactly no any pills or any sort of medicines to make them bigger, and surgery is not normal one. It's in size with age 18-20, size gets shape.

• Confidence is the major thing you need to have.
• If you are a little bit thin, I mean slim, then please get a little gain in weight and feel the difference. Nutrition is one of the factors that influence the growth of breasts. Add Til or sesame seeds in your intake.
• Try rubbing lavender on your boobs, get some lotion as you think apt for you.
• Find out which sort of bra is suited for you, padded one might be suggestible.
• Fashion pendulum is about to swing the way of having smaller cute looking boobs rather than having larger ones.
• The best of all solutions <whatever may you find> is excercise- a regularly intervalled exercise, most probably a weight training one.
• Get properly fitted - Wear your bra properly. The bottom of your bra should be underneath your breasts. Just lifting your bra under your breasts makes them look at least a cup size bigger.
• Choose tops that enhance your breasts.
• T-shirts: Get tees with high, asymmetrical necklines. If you have slender arms, sleeveless t-shirts will draw your attention to them and give the illusion of a larger bust. Stay away from deep v-necks or very low scoop-necks, although vees are better than scoops. Tighter fitting tops are better too.
• Cross Your Bra Straps. In the back of your bra (behind, where it clasps) unhook the two straps and switch the little loophole they're fastened in. This will pull up your breasts, and make them look larger!
• If you want to get firmer breasts without the extra sweat from exercising, massage around your breasts to get the blood circulation flowing, firming and filing your boobs.
• High-estrogen birth control pills can temporarily enlarge your breasts, but this doesn't happen for everybody, and you should always consider all the potential side effects of any medication before using it.

eHow suggest on excercising:

1. Doing exercises such as push-ups and bench press builds muscle beneath the chest area allowing the breasts themselves to look firm and large.
2. Work out every other day. Believe it or not, it is really bad for you to work out everyday because you rip muscles when you work out, and they rebuild stronger. They can only fully rebuild the next day. If you work out everyday, you ruin your muscles because you didnt give them enough time to rebuild. Try lifting your leg in front of you and don't let it touch the ground and don't let it get any higher than your breasts! Do this for about two minutes every other day and see how much bigger your butt or boobs get!
3. In addition to bench presses and twist sit-ups, push-ups will help your breasts.
4. A great exercise to increase the size of your butt would be to get on all fours, perfectly straight, on your hands not your elbows. From there, lift your leg up and hold it perfectly to the side, straight. You should feel the burn right away. Repeat 5-8 times each leg.
5. The ultimate butt expanding exercise is the full squat. It not only can dramatically increase the size of your butt, but it will also improve the shape of your legs, giving a more proportioned appearance.

After finishing words above, guys don't really care about boob size as much as us girls think that they do, they seriously love all boobs.

Friendly Bears

Friendly Bears

On a military training exercise, the British divisional command radio operators were getting very bored one quiet night, when breaking the silence a voice asked over the air, "Are there any friendly bears listening?"

After a moment, another voice replied, "Yes, I'm a friendly bear," and then another voice, "I'm a friendly bear too!"

At this point, the Officer at Headquarters grabbed his microphone and let loose a blistering tirade at the operators for fooling around on a radio link.

When he had finished, there was silence for about ten seconds. Then a small voice said, "You're not a very friendly bear, are you?"

Recent Quips from Late Night

 

"I got myself a new computer this week. I got the Alberto Gonzales Dell computer. Have you seen this one? It destroys your e-mails and has no memory." --Jay Leno

"Are you folks excited about the 2008 presidential campaign? ... Hillary Clinton says that if she's elected, she will name her husband Bill Clinton a roving ambassador to the world. ... Hmmm. Let me think about this. Bill Clinton traveling around the world without his wife? No, I can't see anything going wrong there." --David Letterman

"Earlier today, President Bush met with the president of Peru. When the Peruvian president invited Bush to visit Machu Picchu, Bush said, 'Great, I love Pokemon.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Some other world class entertainers gathered this weekend for a good cause at the White House Press Correspondents' Dinner. This is where politicians cut loose and make fun of each other and themselves. Last year Stephen Colbert was the headliner, but he was a little bit too funny for their liking I guess, because this year, they went a slightly safer route. They exhumed Rich Little to be the MC. ... Now, when we finally need Dick Cheney to shoot an old man, he's nowhere to be found." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich introduced articles of impeachment against Vice President Dick Cheney. Do you know what would happen if Cheney was impeached? George Bush would become acting president." --Jay Leno

"President Bush was in town. ... He attended a big fundraiser on Park Avenue. It's part of his program 'No Cash Left Behind'" --David Letterman

"Bill Clinton announced he'll be flying to Russia to attend the funeral of former president of Russia Boris Yeltsin. At least, that's what he's telling Hillary." --Conan O'Brien

"Sheryl Crow was at the dinner to raise awareness of global warming, and she has an interesting plan. Sheryl Crow is encouraging people to only use one square of toilet paper when they go to the bathroom. ... So in other words, don't ever shake Sheryl Crow's hand" --Jimmy Kimmel

Pathetic Jokes : Humor from the Semiconductor Industry...

Which IC packages are insincere? The plastic ones.	How do defective diodes cheat in exams? By leakage.
What is an affair with a Process Statistician called? Correlation.	Why is a biscuit maker like a Die Prep engineer? They're both afraid of broken wafers.
How did the metal atoms move out of their country? By electromigration.	Which station is always after big-time criminals in the US? FVI.
What do DTFS engineers with marital problems apply for? Singulation.	Why are failure analysts not popular? Because they're fault finders.
What is a husband who abandons his wife called? A reliability failure.	Which assembly station always starts good in a game but loses in the end? Lead Finish.
Why do big capacitors earn more than small ones? Because they charge more.	Why is soggy die overcoat terminally ill? Because it wasn't cured.
What do swimmers and narrow metal lines have in common? They're both afraid of large currents.	How did the magnetic coil get into the Hall of Fame? By induction.
What did the integrated circuit say when it was enlightened? IC.	What did the diamond wheel say after it has been mounted? Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Dangling Participles

(Culled from newspapers)

- The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5' 10", with wavy hair weighing about 150 pounds.

- The family lawyer will read the will tomorrow at the residence of Mr. Hannon, who died June 19 to accommodate his relatives.

- Mrs. Shirley Baxter, who went deer hunting with her husband, is very proud that she was able to shoot a fine buck as well as her husband.

- Organ donations from the living reached a record high last year, outnumbering donors who are dead for the first time.

- The dog was hungry and made the mistake of nipping a 2-year-old that was trying to force feed it in his ear.

- We spent most of our time sitting on the back porch watching the cows playing Scrabble and reading.

- Hunting can also be dangerous, as in the case of pygmies hunting elephants armed only with spears.

 

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Be My Valentine

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

 

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

 

"But why?" asks the man.

 

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

More Musings

- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

- If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

- What happens when none of your bees wax?

- Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?

- If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

- If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?

 

 

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Musings

- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

- Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

- How do I set my laser printer on stun?

- How is it possible to have a civil war?

- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

- If God dropped acid, would he see people?

- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

 

 

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Line thru the Blood

Yester morning, I woke up to find myself somebody dragging me off the blood line. “Thank you, very much for saving me”- my heart was murmuring but was there any one to receive and reply those angel spirits. I was perplexed but affirmed. In case I knew the no real existence how can my mind be crawling just for a protagonist saying, “Every problem has a solution” when he was trying to get acknowledged for what he did. The latest picture that was aired last afternoon was tickling me with no prospect future. Total vacant, total evanescent and total hapless.
To be written

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What tree did you fall from?

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What tree did you fall from? Find your birthday; find your tree and then
scroll down to see what it means. Then e-mail it to all your friends
including the person who sent you this telling them what tree you fell from.

Jan 01 to Jan 11.............................Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24.............................Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03............................Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08............................Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18............................Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28............................Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10........................... Weeping Willow
Mar 11 to Mar 20............................Lime Tree
Mar 21...........................................Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31............................Hazelnut Tree
Mar 01 to Apr 10.............................Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20.............................Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30.............................Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14...........................Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24...........................Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03............................Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13.............................Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23............................. Fig Tree
Jun 24............................................Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul04...............................Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14................................Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25................................Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04..............................Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13............................Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23............................Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02............................Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12............................Weeping Willow
Sep 13 to Sep 22............................Lime Tree
Sep 23...........................................Olive
Sep 24 to Oct 03............................Hazelnut tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13.............................Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct23.............................Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11.............................Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21.............................Chestnut tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01............................Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11........................... Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21............................Fig Tree
Dec 22...........................................Beech
Dec 23 to Dec 31............................Apple Tree


APPLE TREE (the Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and
attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in
love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very
generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with
imagination.

ASH TREE (the Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive,
demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented,
likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy,
faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule
over the  heart, but takes partnership very seriously.

BEECH TREE (the Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks,
materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good
leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion,
keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)

BIRCH TREE (the Inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,
unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar,
loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination,
little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

CEDAR TREE  (the Confidence)  - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes
luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others,
self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many
talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able
to make quick decisions.

CHESTNUT TREE (the Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress,
well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born  diplomat,
but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self
confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood loves only once,
has difficulties in finding a partner.

CYPRESS TREE (the Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what
life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment,
hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied,  faithful,
quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.

ELM TREE (the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest
demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to
obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,
noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

FIG TREE (the Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent,
does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children
and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes
idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

FIR TREE (the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated,
loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for
those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious,
discontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

HAZELNUT TREE (the Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very
understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social
cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner,
precise sense of judgment.

HORNBEAM TREE (the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and
condition, good taste, is not egotistic, makes life as comfortable as
possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for  kindness and
acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom
happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its
decisions, very conscientious.

LIME TREE (the Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way,
hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and
relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious
enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but
loyal.

MAPLE TREE (Independence of Mind) - no ordinary person, full of imagination 
and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers
for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory,
learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

OAK TREE (the Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,
independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground,
person of action.

OLIVE TREE (the Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable,
balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm,
well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy,
loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

PINE TREE (the Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how
to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom
friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out  quickly, gives up
easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy,
practical.

POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very
self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant
surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature,
good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any  situation,
  takes partnership serious.

ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without
egotism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even
complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

WALNUT TREE (the Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts,
often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.

WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy,
attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to
travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but isn't
easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds
sometimes an anchoring partner.

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Alphabet of Happiness...

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A--Accept
Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions.

B--Break Away
Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.

C--Create
Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.

D--Decide
Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way.

E--Explore
Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself.

F--Forgive
Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.

G--Grow
Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.

H--Hope
Hope for the best and never forget that anything is possible as long as you remain dedicated to the task.

I--Ignore
Ignore the negative voice inside your head. Focus instead on your goals and remember your accomplishments. Your past success is only a small inkling of what the future holds.

J--Journey
Journey to new worlds, new possibilities, by remaining open-minded. Try to learn something new every day, and you'll grow.

K--Know
Know that no matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better. The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter.

L--Love
Let love fill your heart instead of hate. When hate is in your heart, there's room for nothing else, but when love is in your heart, there's room for endless happiness.

M--Manage
Manage your time and your expenses wisely, and you'll suffer less stress and worry. Then you'll be able to focus on the important things in life.

N--Notice
Never ignore the poor, infirm, helpless, weak, or suffering. Offer your assistance when possible, and always your kindness and understanding.

O--Open
Open your eyes and take in all the beauty around you. Even during the worst of times, there's still much to be thankful for.

P--Play
Never forget to have fun along the way. Success means nothing without happiness.

Q--Question
Ask many questions, because you're here to learn.

R--Relax
Refuse to let worry and stress rule your life, and remember that things always have a way of working out in the end.

S--Share
Share your talent, skills, knowledge, and time with others. Everything that you invest in others will return to you many times over.

T--Try
Even when your dreams seem impossible to reach, try anyway. You'll be amazed by what you can accomplish.

U--Use
Use your gifts to your best ability. Talent that's wasted has no value. Talent that's used will bring unexpected rewards.

V--Value
Value the friends and family members who've supported and encouraged you, and be there for them as well.

W--Work
Work hard every day to be the best person you can be, but never feel guilty if you fall short of your goals. Every sunrise offers a second chance.

X--X-Ray
Look deep inside the hearts of those around you and you'll see the goodness and beauty within.

Y--Yield
Yield to commitment. If you stay on track and remain dedicated, you'll find success at the end of the road.

Z--Zoom
Zoom to a happy place when bad memories or sorrow rears its ugly head. Let nothing interfere with your goals. Instead, focus on your abilities, your dreams, and a brighter tomorrow.

 

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Who Does What

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get out coffee.

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says! .......... "HEBREWS"

The Wild Guys Review

Andy (Kenneth Welsh), a successful Seattle grocery executive, plans the trip. He invites Robin(Hrothgar Mathews) from his men's group, and Randall(Lochlyn Munro), his corporate lawyer, to join him. As their guide to the Canadian wilderness, he appoints Stewart(Jackson Davies), his store manager in Lone Pine, BC. Each memeber of the group has his own expectations for the outing but none of them anticipated getting lost and sharing the woods with a grizzly bear and two well-armed poachers. A man's weekend, some stupid sensitivity game.
Solo expoloration weekend
The city just beats the masculinity out of a guy but out here, you can feel the warrior standing up in you.
Zebra Mou Lake
Bodywork, physically preparing the body for a spiritual journey, meditation, Chi, self-massage- Taoist's form of mental and physical relaxation.
A little medidation may ease us thru this transition from the world of civilised men to hyper-sensitive world of forest men.

When you say, a guy's weekend, you meant drinking and throwing up?

If you can visualise yourslef doing something, you can accomplish it.
Fear is the construct of the mind, a perception of danger, even when it doesn't exist.
I admit you're still in the connection of ur fear of heights and ur father.
It's quite an interesting moral dilemma,
You're unbelievable.
$ stooges, personal relevance.
To celebrate the poetry of our life, not to judge it.
It's really to be critical, it's much more difficult to open up a little and be genuine.

It is your inner child, crying out thru your subconscious.
I think you should replace your image with a more positive role model.
You see how rewarding it is to exchange real honest emotions.
pinnacle of superficiality, group visualisation, psychic crystals,
You're so desperately bored with yourself, that you will buy into any self-help con game that's out there.
We have to redefined what it means to be a man, and we've to do it quickly for the sake of the planet.
self absorbed man,
Hatred is a factor of fear.
Women are completely frustating, unfathomable mystery,
I guess broken relationship is something difficult to talk about. I have a lot of guilt attached, I think. I was trying to make a point that guilt is a very strong emotion. I feel guilty all the time especially with women, starting with my mother.
She make me feel guilty for everything. I feel like I have absorbed responsibility for every rotten thing that happened on the planet just because I have a p*nis. It doesn't have to be sp confrontational,
i think intellectually active is kind of an understatement, admittance of emotins

That's just the way it should be.
Sometimes, it's not the destination, it's the journey that counts.

Especial About the movie, I liked the music composed by George Blondheim.

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Forwarded mails: Please do not forward this email to your friends! But I know you can't resist it. 'Coz truth is stronger than the fiction and this email is about reality bites!!!

Find a guy:   who calls you beautiful instead of hot, 
                     who calls you back when you hang up on him,
                    who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy: who kisses your forehead,
                           who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
                           who holds your hand in front of his friends,

Wait for the one: who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Wait for the one: who turns to his friends and says,  "...that's her"

If u open this U have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!!!............ 
if I don't get this back I guess ur not my friend if u have a lot  of love for some1

DEATH WISHED
 
Buenas noches, gracias 4 breaking this chain!

........ and spare yourself the emotional stress. Be careful, yours envoy Mr Zen.
 
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The Right Person for the Right Job

Looking for just the right employees? Try this simple personnel test. Take the job applicants and put them in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave them alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they are doing.

- If they have taken the table apart, put them in engineering.
- If they are counting the cigarette butts in the ashtray, assign them to finance.
- If they are waving their arms and talking aloud, send them to consulting.
- If they are talking to the chairs, personnel is a good spot for them.
- If they are wearing green sunglasses and need a haircut, computer information systems is their niche.
- If the room has a sweaty odor, perhaps they're destined for the help desk.
- If they mention the good price for the table and chairs, put them in purchasing.
- If they mention that hardwood furniture does not come from rain forests, public relations would suit them well.
- If they are sleeping, they are management material.
- If they are writing up the experience, send them to the technical writing team.
- If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to security.
- If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to marketing.

James Blunt - You're Beautiful Lyrics

My life is brilliant

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful, you're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yes, she caught my eye,
As I walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful, you're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

You're beautiful, you're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.

But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

 

 

 

James Blunt - Billy Lyrics

Billy's leaving today (don't know where he's going).
 Holds his head in disgrace (he can't escape the truth).
 He knows the price that he's paid.
 He admits that it's too late to admit that he's afraid.
 Tomorrow comes. Sorrow becomes his soul mate.
 The damage is done. The prodigal son is too late.
 Old doors are closed but he's always open,
 To relive time in his mind.
 Oh Billy.
 
 Billy's leaving today (don't know where he's going).
 He's got lines on his face (they tell the story of his pain).
 He accepts it's his fate.
 He admits it took too long to admit that he was wrong.
 Tomorrow comes. Sorrow becomes his soul mate.
 The damage is done. The prodigal son is too late.
 Old doors are closed but he's always open,
 To relive time in his mind.
 Oh Billy.
 
 Once he was a lover sleeping with another.
 Now he's just known as a cheat.
 And he wish he'd had a mirror; looked a little clearer.
 Seen into the eyes of the weak.
 Tomorrow comes. Sorrow becomes his soul mate.
 The damage is done. The prodigal son is too late.
 Old doors are closed but he's always open,
 To relive time in his mind.
 Oh Billy.

 

Other songs in Back To Bedlam album :

»James Blunt - Billy Lyrics
»James Blunt - Cry Lyrics
»James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover Lyrics
»James Blunt - High Lyrics
»James Blunt - No Bravery Lyrics
»James Blunt - Out Of My Mind Lyrics
»James Blunt - So Long, Jimmy Lyrics
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Too Hot, Too Cold

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

 

 

The Constant Gardener

Based upon the novel by John Le Carre, the sobbered tale of Tess and her sobbered huby Mr Quayle. Produced by Simon Channing Williams

 

protagonists: Ralph Fiennes, Rachel Weisz, Danny Huston

 

One of my live time achievement

 

In remote area of Norhtern Kenya, thje region's most dedicated activist, the brillinat and passionate Tessa has been found brutally murdered. Tessa's travelling companion, a local doctor, appears to have fled the scene, and the veidence points to a crime of passion. The British High Commision in Nairobi assume that Tesa's widower, their mild-mannered and unambitious colleague Justin Quayle, will leave the matter to their discretion. They could not be more wrong.... Haunted by remorse and jarred by rumors of his wife's infidelities. Justin surprises himself by plunging headlong into a dangerous odyssey, determined to clear his wife's name and "finish what she started" Justin takes a crash course to learn about the pharmaceutical industry whose crimes Tessa was on the verge of uncovering, and journeys across two continents in search of the truth.

Good Night, Good Bye

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

The father said, "Why did you say good-bye to Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day Grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this -- "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died.

My goodness, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the Dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch."

The Perfect Man

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

 

 

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Lazy Boy Lyrics !!!

Facts of life >> Lazy Boy

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...
so help me god

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?
Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blonde
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5.2" long - and 4.2" circumcised
Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexuall experience
Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme?

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster then an ambulance in Great Britian
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue
The 'Guiness Book Of Records' holds the record
for being the most stolen book in the public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The worlds best known word is 'okay',
the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd place in a
'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'
In 1995 a japanese trawler sank because a
Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible:
the IKEA-catalogue

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
The facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are...

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life
In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth.
today we are 6 billion people.
(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...)
'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants
74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm.
unfortunately it got stolen.

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah...
This is who we are
Bare facts of the live we live
This is who we are, this is what we do
This is who we are, this is what we do

so help me God

 

My good god >>lazy boy

One life, one shard, one move, one god. This the truth, yeah
Word up for the lazy boy, word up for the lazy boy. This is the truth..

You dont win silver, you lose gold.
Stop earning the right to be, you won the day you were born.
If you dont know what direction you should take, you dont know where you are.
Success is a matter of luck, ask any failure.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry, then things get worse.
Your success is measured by your ability to finish things.
Skepticism is the beggining of faith.
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
There is no such thing as right or wrong, only consequences.

One life, one shard, one move, one god. This the truth, yeah
Word up for the lazy boy, word up for the lazy boy. This is the truth..

All men are born equal but quite a few of them eventually get over it.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Somtimes I think the surest sign of inteligent life exists elsewhere in the universe, is that none of them have tried to contact us.
Be nice to nerds, chances are youll end up working for one.
Do not get mad with others because they know more than you, it is not their fault.
If you do not change your beliefs, your life will always be like this.
Fantasy is as important as wisdom.
Do not try to satisfy everyone.
The biggest lie you can tell yourself is, “When I get what I want I will be happy.”

One life, one shard, one move, one god. This the truth, yeah
Word up for the lazy boy, word up for the lazy boy. This is the truth..

Dont take life too seriously… you wont get out alive.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Life is shorter than expected, What you are willing to accept is exactly what you will get.
You cant control, without being controlled.
Creativity is great but plagiarism is faster.
You are the very reason for everything that happens to you.
Someone said to Voltaire, “life is hard”, Voltaire replied, “Compared to what?”

One life, one shard, one move, one god. This the truth, yeah
Word up for the lazy boy, word up for the lazy boy. This is the truth..

Not Much of A Man

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in.

The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter.

The second walked up to the old man and spit into the old man's milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up to the old man and turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.

Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."

Gangster: A Love Story

Produced by: Mukesh Bhatt
Directed by: Anurag Basu
Cast: Emraan Hasmi, Roshan Ahuja, Kangana Ranaut
Spot: Seoul, Korea

Words for the protagonist: She fell in love with him the day she betrayed him…..

Gist: Simran [Kangana] is an alcoholic, heading towards doom. The only person who comforts her when she’s feeling low in far-away Seoul, South Korea is Aakash [Emraan Hashmi], a singer in an Indian restaurant. Their relationship gradually changes from friendship to love. And one night, Aaksh learns of Simran’s past and the prime reason for her loneliness.

From a bar dancer in Mumbai to a lonely, pointless existence in Seoul, Simran’s journey is full of thorns. She is the girlfriend of the dreaded gangster Daya [Shiny Ahuja], a man on the run. He is in Mauritius, then Dubai, later Seoul. He has no place to call his own. When Daya learns of Simran’s relationship with Aakash, he promises to mend ways and fulfill her dreams of a normal life. But there are complications, Simran discovers that she is pregnant; she is carrying Aakash’s baby. She is now torn between the two men in her life. She has to make a choice!

But she is in for a rude shock when she eventually chooses the right man for her!

Compare Bhatt’s Kalyug- the film based in fight for pornography.